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Player Profiles

Jack Jacobs
 
AKA:
The Alliterator
Place of Birth:
A hospital
Fav Footy Team:
Louisville Kings/John Harrell
Preferred Position:
Somewhere on the field
Favority Beverage:
Orange Sherbert/Sprite Shake
Favorite Film:
Bullets Over Broadway/Muriels Wedding
Favorite City:
Gotham
Dream Dinner Guest:

Bjork
Inspector Gadget
& Homer Simpson

KAFL TEAM:
Highland Cats

 

Brian Bowling
 
 
AKA:
Place of Birth:
Louisville, KY
Fav Footy Team:
Louisville Kings
Preferred Position:
Behind the bar
Favority Beverage:
Favorite Film:
Blades of Glory
Favorite City:
KC, MO
Dream Dinner Guest:

PigDog
Sleepy
& Jenna Jameson

KAFL TEAM:
St. Matthews Saints

 

Chris Parsley
 
AKA:
PigDog
Place of Birth:
Louisville, KY
Fav Footy Team:
Geelong/Gary Ablett
Preferred Position:
Center Half Forward
Favority Beverage:
Sour Cow
Favorite Film:
Enter the Dragon
Favorite City:
Louisville, KY
Dream Dinner Guest:

Thomas Jefferson
Bruce Lee
& The Apostle Paul

KAFL TEAM:
Highland Cats
Embarrassing Moment:
"..at 14, my brothers locked me out of the house naked in front of several pretty girls, I've never recovered."
Will Sandman
AKA:
Stompey
Place of Birth:
Louisville, KY
Fav Footy Team:
Essendon, Michael Long
Preferred Position:
On-Ball
Favority Beverage:
Beer
Favorite Film:
Goonies
Favorite City:
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Dream Dinner Guest:

John Leguizamo
Roald Dahl
& Charles Darwin

KAFL TEAM:
St. Matthews Saints
Embarrassing Moment:
"..getting absolutely crushed by KC in a four man drinking contest. The difference wasn't seconds, but MINUTES!"

 

Patrick Choe
 
 
AKA:
Trick
Place of Birth:
Maryland, USA
Fav Footy Team:
Louisville Kings
Preferred Position:
On-Ball
Favority Beverage:
Blue Moon
Favorite Film:
Anchorman
Favorite City:
Dublin, Ireland
Dream Dinner Guest:

Paris Hilton,
Giesele Bunchen
Tom Cruise's Wife

KAFL TEAM:
New Albany Demons
Most Embarrassing Moment:
"..caught hooking up with my 40 year old elementary school teacher.
Emil
 
AKA:
Emil
Place of Birth:
South Africa
Fav Footy Team:
Preferred Position:
Full Forward
Favority Beverage:
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KAFL TEAM:
St. Matthews Saints

 

Fred
 
AKA:
NA
Place of Birth:
Sea World
Fav Footy Team:
Highlander/Shamu
Preferred Position:
Catcher
Favority Beverage:
Creme of Spooge
Favorite Film:
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Favorite City:
San Francisco, CA
Dream Dinner Guest:

Boy George
John Waters
& Truman Copote

KAFL TEAM:
St. Matthews Saints
Jason Holman
 
AKA:
Webby
Place of Birth:
Louisville, KY
Fav Footy Team:
Essendon
Preferred Position:
Back Pocket
Favority Beverage:
Jeager Bomb
Favorite Film:
Happy Gilmore
Favorite City:
New Orleans, LA
Dream Dinner Guest:

Jessica Biel
Rachel Hunter
Hally Berry

KAFL TEAM:
New Albany Demons
William Tiberius Ley
 
 
AKA:
Bud
Place of Birth:
Milwaukee, WI
Fav Footy Team:
Green Bay Packers/Nitchski
Preferred Position:
Pocket
Favority Beverage:
Budweiser
Favorite Film:
Reservoir Dogs
Favorite City:
Charlestown, SC
Dream Dinner Guest:

Thomas Jefferson
Attila The Hun
& Stephen Hawkins

KAFL TEAM:
Highland Cats
Embarrassing Moment
Ages 12 through 42

 

Jay Kirkman
 
 
AKA:
Place of Birth:
Fullerton, CA
Fav Footy Team:
Glasgow, Celtic
Preferred Position:
Centre Forward
Favority Beverage:
Bass Ale
Favorite Film:
Braveheart
Favorite City:
Prefer the country
Dream Dinner Guest:

Oscar Wilde
Ernest Hemingway
& James Connolly

KAFL TEAM:
Highland Cats

 

Jimi Kirkman
 
 
AKA:
Mom, El Prezidente
Place of Birth:
Louisville, KY
Fav Footy Team:
West Coast Eagles, Quentin Lynch
Preferred Position:
Sidelines
Favority Beverage:
Jameson Irish Whiskey
Favorite Film:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Favorite City:
Naples, Italy
Dream Dinner Guest:

Clive Owen
Janis Joplin
Jimi Hendrix

KAFL TEAM:
Highland Cats
Chris Mason
 
AKA:
Mason
Place of Birth:
Louisville, KY
Fav Footy Team:
Louisville Kings / PigDog
Preferred Position:
Full Back
Favority Beverage:
Bud Light
Favorite Film:
Full Metal Jacket
Favorite City:
Nashville, TN
Dream Dinner Guest:

Mark Martin
Joe Montana
& Brett Favre

KAFL TEAM:
New Albany Demons
Embarrassing Moment:
"KC's 'Chinese' cleaned me up at the 2007 Thunder Cup.."

 

Matt Adams
   
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Highland Cats
 
 
 
Matt Seuling
 
AKA:
Toke
Place of Birth:
East Melbourne
Fav Footy Team:
Pre 1996 Fitzroy Post 1996 Hawthorn
Preferred Position:
Lying down
Favority Beverage:
Boulevard Wheat
Favorite Film:
Favorite City:
Boston, MA
Dream Dinner Guest:

Bob Hawke
Bill Clinton
& Angie Harmon

KAFL TEAM:
New Albany Demons

 

Ronnie Hagar
AKA:
Butt Dart
Place of Birth:
Stuttgart, Germany
Fav Footy Team:
Louisville Kings/Me
Preferred Position:
On-Ball
Favority Beverage:
Leinekugel
Favorite Film:
Old School
Favorite City:
Florence, Italy
Dream Dinner Guest:

Shaq
Barry Sanders
& Angelina Jolie

KAFL TEAM:
St. Matthews Saints
Embarrassing Moment:
"..getting my nickname.."
Eric Floyd
 
 
AKA:
Sleepy
Place of Birth:
Louisville, KY
Fav Footy Team:
Louisville Kings, Me
Preferred Position:
Any, as long as I am getting some..
Favority Beverage:
Beer/Anything Alcoholic
Favorite Film:
Beer Fest
Favorite City:
Panama City, FL
Dream Dinner Guest:

Jessica Simpson
Jenna Jamison &
Your Mom

KAFL TEAM:
St.Matthews Saints
Embarrassing Moment:
Waking up naked at a friends grad party

 

Tim Sears
 
AKA:
Bam Bam
Place of Birth:
Holland, MI
Fav Footy Team:
Sydney Swans / Barry Hall
Preferred Position:
Half Forward
Favority Beverage:
Miller Lite
Favorite Film:
Talladega Nights
Favorite City:
San Francisco, CA
Dream Dinner Guest:

Mike Ditka
Dick Butkus
& Jesus

KAFL TEAM:
New Albany Demons

 

 

Steve Schorch
AKA:
Chop
Place of Birth:
Louisville, KY
Fav Footy Team:
Geelong/Gary Ablett Jr.
Preferred Position:
Defense
Favorite Beverage:
Skim Milk
Favorite Film:
It's A Wonderful Life
Favorite City:
Las Vegas, NV
Dream Dinner Guests:

Paris Hilton
Neil Peart
& Lauren Barlow

KAFL Team:
St. Matthews Saints
Embarrassing Moment:
taking this pic
Howard Church
 
AKA:
Trevor
Place of Birth:
Columbus, OH
Fav Footy Team:
Geelong/Ben Graham
Preferred Position:
Full Forward
Favority Beverage:
Water
Favorite Film:
The Crying Game
Favorite City:
Providencetown, MA
Dream Dinner Guest:

Tracye
Trayce's Mom
& Chilli &Pepper

KAFL TEAM:
St. Matthews Saints
Casey Barwell
   
 
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