The St. Matthews Saints and New
Albany Demons revisited their storied cross river rivalry in round 3 of
Kentuckiana Australian Football League's 2010 season last night at Seneca Park
in Louisville's east end.
With temperatures hovering in
the low 80s. and just a slight breeze to help cool things down even further, the
players were champing at the bit to get underway, as it was just fantastic to be
able to spend a little time outside after the extended heat wave that had
descended on the Ohio Valley in the preceding three weeks.
Although numbers were a little
disappointing, the level of play and desire for the contest were not. Players
from both sides looked refreshed after a brief early summer sojourn and went at
is if they had not missed a bit and dismissed any possible fear of rust
accumulation resulting from a couple of weeks off.
As the final score suggests the
game was a tight affair from start to finish, with only the Saints superior
finishing skills being the difference.
Final Score
Goals
Behinds
Points
St Matthews Saints
13
2
80
New Albany Demons
10
11
71
Goals Kickers
Saints: Pig Dog 7, Chigger 2,
Walker 2, Two Girls & Cup 1, Weston 1.
Demons: Jack 5, The Ankle 2, Bud
1, Fred 1, Toke 1.
Best
Saints: Pig, Walker, TGAC,
Weston, Chigger
Demons: Jack, The Schortch, Bud,
The Ankle, Fred
Attendance
3 maybe 4
May 10, 2010
Champions Park, Louisville KY.
John Harrell Memorial Cup
On a windswept and unseasonably
cold afternoon in the ‘Ville, the experience and cohesion of the Nashville
Kangaroos proved just a little too much for the remainder of the field. Although
both the home team Ohio Valley and the upstart Columbus Jackaroos battled
manfully, the overall talent gap between themselves and Nashville proved too
wide for either challenger to bridge.
Final Scores
Pool
A Pool B
Goals
Behinds
Points
Goals
Behinds
Points
Nashville
9
9
63
OHV
7
7
49
Columbus
1
1
7
Columbus
5
2
32
Nashville
6
6
42
Columbus
6
7
43
OHV
2
5
19
Nashville
4
6
30
Columbus
3
12
30
Nashville
8
2
50
OHV
3
5
23
OHV
2
6
18
The Louisville Kings would like
to thank and congratulate all the players and supporters that attended the
weekends festivities; as well as wish all and sundry every success for the upcoming
season.
May 8, 2010
Champions Park, Louisville KY
2nd Annual John Harrell Memorial Cup
In remembrance of our club’s
founder and the godfather of Australian football in the USA the Louisville Kings
are proud to invite all and sundry to come out and experience a wonderful
afternoon of footy beside the banks of the mighty Ohio river on Saturday May 8,
2010. The games will be held at the picturesque Champions Park on River Road
just a stones throw east of downtown.
With teams coming from around the mid-west, expectations
are high for a fantastic day of football that will feature six teams playing on
two grounds simultaneously with the first bounce scheduled for 1:00pm.
Please come out and enjoy a day of continuous, fast paced
and high scoring football. All you need is curiosity and a portable chair.
May 4, 2010
Sleepy's Most Excellent
Adventure
Part I
I have been in Australia now for
3 months. I am playing for the Kukerin/Dumbleyung Cougars in the Upper Great
Southern Football League. Outside of the oval have already made many friends and
had many experiences. This is what I have been up to since my arrival in
February.
After traveling 40+ hours
through Louisville, Chicago, Los Angles, and Melbourne I had finally arrived in
Perth. The day after I had landed Dale Ballantyne had arranged a tour of Subiaco
Oval in Perth where the West Coast Eagles and the Fremantle Dockers play. The
stadium was huge, but I was surprised it only held around 40,000 people! I’m
used to seeing American football stadiums which are a bit smaller and hold
70,000+.
I made my trip down to
Dumbleyung where I would be staying with Wal and Scott Jefferies until we
figured out my housing situation in Kukerin (about 30km away). Both towns are
very small. Dumbleyung population is about 400 people and Kukerin has only about
75 people that live in town. Everyone else lives on a farm outside of the towns.
My first weekend in Dumbleyung we had a going away party for Wal and it was a
bit of an eye opener! The Aussies know how to have fun! The food was great, the
beer was great, and the naked sliding across tables and on esky lids across the
floor was, well, different!
The following weekend I went to
Albany on the south coast of West Australia for the Labor Day weekend. The
scenery was beautiful, the girls were beautiful, and the night life was great!
They took me to what was voted “The worst night club in Australia”. It was by
far not the worst night club I have ever been to.
I moved in to my house in
Kukerin right across the street from the only pub in town. I soon realized how
small this town was. There is a pub, a general store, and a mechanic shop.
That’s it! There are no gas stations, fast food restaurants, or even a
Starbucks! It’s not nearly as bad as it may sound. The people in these two towns
are great! The community is very strong and supportive of everyone in the
community! Everyone goes to most every footy game or they stay to watch the
women’s field hockey or netball games. I have made many new friends since I
came here and not only in Kukerin and Dumbleyung. It is amazing how you meet
people through footy!
I started work for Grant Lukins
on his farm about 10km south of town. After he discovered I was a welder back
home he stuck me in the work shop for my first week making things left and
right! I soon learned how to do sheep work, moving them from one paddock to the
other, feeding them and the whole shearing process. When searing started I was
drenching (squirting a solution into their mouth to kill any parasites that may
be in their stomach) and spraying the sheep for lice. I then learned how much I
hated sheep! They are probably the hardest animal to work with, you try to get
them to do one thing and they do the complete opposite. I tried sheering but, I
was pretty unsuccessful. It’s much more difficult than the boys make it look.
They sheer a sheep in about 2 minutes and it took me about 30 minutes, with a
whole lot of help.
We are now three games into the
season and everyone is super busy on the farms just as the meat of our schedule
is here! It is the start of seeding for region. This is the area known as the
wheat belt in WA. The work days are long, but they’re not too bad. I have just
learned how to drive the tractor. It is not the John Deere you drive around the
yard mowing your lawn. It a 430hp tractor and has dual wheels all around it. The
tractor pulls the bar (plow) which pulls an air seeder (pushes the seed and
fertilizer in to the bar). I then figured out how expensive farming was. The
seeding equipment cost just under $1million. That made me a little nervous
driving it around. I’m starting to get the hang of it though.
The footy here is great! I have
learned so much playing with these guys. I have been playing A grade for all
three weeks now. I am playing on the wing and I am starting to realize how fit
you really need to be to play in the midfield. The first game of the season was
a ton of fun. We played Brookton/Pingelly where again I played a decent game,
kick my first goal of the season, and started the season 1-0 with a 24.18-162 to
18.11-119 win. The next game was much more difficult. We played the Narragin
Hawks on their home field and we took a beating losing the game 30.11-191 to
17.15-117. With bad goal kicking early in the game the Hawks ran away with the
game. The third game of the season was the best I have yet to play since I
arrived in Australia. Again we had a tough loss. After being up one goal in the
first quarter Katanning kicked 11 goals to zero in the second. We lost the game
21.9-135 to 16.9-105. Hopefully we can turn the season around and make it into
the finals.
Eric 'Sleepy' Floyd, a
Louisville King and US Revolution star, is spending a year playing and working
in country Western Australia.
April 25, 2010
Seneca Park, Louisville KY
The Pussies Prevail
In a hard fought encounter, the experience of the
Highland Cats combined with a handy second half breeze proved a little to much
for the young lads from across the river to handle.
On arrival at picturesque Seneca Park the players
were met with as close to perfect footy conditions as anyone could hope
for. Limited wind, a dry, hard surface, just soften a little by the rain earlier
in the day and a temperature hovering in the mid 60s.
Once under way the game was neck and neck
throughout the first half with both veterans and rookies showing their wares. 14
year senior citizen Trevor 'Howie' Church was near impenetrable for the Demons
deep in defense. His combination work with first gamer Ishmael Keith was a
highlight. For the Cats it was veteran Jack 'Coach' Jacobs and on-baller Jeremy
'Sky' Walker that continued to pepper the goals with long range efforts ensuring
that the Demons defense was under continual pressure.
Half-Time Scores
New Albany Demons
2 3 15
Highland Cats
1 2 8
The second half was a slightly different story as
the Highland Cats jumped straight out of their cage from the first bounce, and
with the aid of a recently arrived hurricane were able to open up an almost
unassailable lead with four very quick, unanswered goals.
To the Demons credit they were able to drag a
couple back towards the end of the half but by that time the damage had already
been done.
Final Scores
New Albany Demons 4
5 29
Highland Cats
8 5 53
Goal Kickers
New Albany Demons Walker (2), Govannus, Parsley
Highland Cats
Parsley (3), Jacobs, Brown, Meihaus, Adams, Jones
Best
New Albany Demons Church, Choe, Walker, Govannus,
Keith, Scorch
The New Albany Demons front up again for Round 2 of the 2010 K.A.F.L. but
this time they are confronted with the might of the Highland Cats.
Can the Demons make it two in a row, or are the Pussies from the Triangle
going to kick of their 2010 with a bang?
Bounce down is scheduled for 6:32pm Friday April 23, 2010 @ Seneca Park.
Be there or be square.
April 9, 2010
Seneca Park, Louisville KY.
Demons to hot for Saints
In perfect conditions for football the
irresistible combination of experience and youthful enthusiasm was enough to see
the New Albany Demons run out comfortable victors in the opening game of the
2010 K.A.F.L. season.
In a hard fought first half the St. Matthews
Saints seemed to hold all the cards in the opening exchanges, but as the old
adage goes bad kicking, is bad footy; as the Saints squandered a number of guilt
edge chances to open up a break between themselves and the slow starting Demons.
However, as the half progressed, the Demons began
to win more 50/50 ball, and as their defense started to gain control and provide
a consistent supply to their forwards, the momentum of the game shifted. Goals
from Casey Barwell, Matt Adams and Jeremy Walker gave the Demons a handy lead at
the half-time break.
Half-Time Score
New Albany Demons 3
6
24
St. Matthews Saints
0
4
4
After a quick drink, and some words of
encouragement from the coaches the teams were ready to resume battle. The Demons
with their tail up after the fast finish to the first half came out firing, the
on-ball combination of Patrick Choe, Matt Adams and Casey Barwell dominated the
middle, and provided their forwards with plenty of opportunities to tighten
their grip on the game. Early goals to Tim Sears, Patrick Choe and Fred Hecht
were enough to all but snuff out the Saints challenge. A late flurry of
possession gave the crowd a glimmer of hope of a revival but the continued
inaccuracy of the Saints thwarted any possibility of a miracle.
Full-Time Score
New Albany Demons 6
10
46
St. Matthews Saints
0
9
9
Goalkickers
New Albany Demons Barwell,
Adams, Walker, Sears, Hecht, Choe
St. Matthews Saints
Meihaus, Brown, Jacobs, Parsley, Walker, Simons,
Weaver, Schortch
Umpire
Seuling
April 8, 2010
With great numbers turning out for the first two
training sessions of the year, the Louisville Kings are looking forward to
kicking off the K.A.F.L. (Kentuckiana Australian Football League) season
in style this coming Friday April 9, 2010.
Round one of this storied competition will see
the reigning champion St. Matthews Saints take on their fiercest rival from
across the river, the New Albany Demons. In what promises to be an intriguing
contest the two teams will battle it out at the home of Aussie Rules,
picturesque Seneca Park with first bounce scheduled for 6:32pm.
The K.A.F.L. for the first time in its
illustrious three year history will stage its matches on Friday nights in the
hope of drawing greater participation both on and off the field. Still in its
infancy, the K.A.F.L. is trying to carve out a niche in the sports market
that will serve not only its current playing group and supporters but hopefully
provide a platform for future improvement and expansion.
So if you have nothing planned for early Friday
evening please venture out and either strap on the boots, pull up a folding
chair, or just sip a beverage or two at our post game gathering, we have
something for everyone.
February 21, 2010
Welcome one and all to the 14th installment in the colorful existence of your
Louisville Kings.
With a number of exciting events punctuating the calendar, highlighted by the
return of the USFooty National tournament to Louisville, season 2010 has
everyone involved with the club champing at the bit to get up and running again
after a very long, cold winter.
The season kicks off on March 30, with a light run and re-introduction to
that funny piece of leather referred to as a 'footy'. Our revamped
coaching panel of Chris Parsley and Jack Jacobs, who bring more than 25
years of experience with them, take over the day-to-day coaching duties of the
club as veteran Matt Seuling moves into a less hands-on role as Director of
Football Operations.
With a number of veteran players seamlessly integrating with the new blood
introduced throughout last season, 2010 looks to be yet another building block
in the Kings dynasty.
June 7, 2008
Waveland Field, Chicago
Second time not so lucky.
The
second installment of the fledgling amalgamation of the Dockers and the Kings
took the combine to the Windy City where they were to face the reigning MAAFL
champions, Chicago United, on picturesque Waveland Field.
After fighting hurricane like rain and the treacherous downtown Chicago traffic
the boys from down south arrived on the edge of the expansive Lake Michigan in
good spirits. As the players got out of their vehicles they were welcomed by a
wall of heat that was only slightly mitigated by the strong winds blowing off
the fresh water ocean just to the east of the ground. Following some long winded
re-introductions the soon to be dubbed Ohio Valley River Rats, jogged down to
the southern end of the field to get their final preparations underway.
As
the clock struck four both United and the River Rats were summoned to centre of
the ground for a quick nail and boot inspection, coin toss and a unique
Scots/Irish inspired version of Advance Australia Fair. Captain courageous Jack
Jacobs drew first blood for the combine by winning the toss, which unbeknownst
at the time, would be the visitors one and only win until around 2:30am when the
joyous River Rats where the last footballers standing as the lights went on at
The Globe.
Although Jack pointed to end that the wind seemed to be blowing the flow of
play completely contradicted this reality. The home side quickly stepped into
stride with some slick combinations that lead to a couple of strong marks and
goals from their full-forward that put the River Rats on the back foot and set
the tone for the remainder of the day in which United’s spearhead finished up
with an impressive seven goal haul.
Although undermanned the visitors battled relentlessly against their larger and
more experienced opponents and with the arrival of the Indian monsoon at the
commencement of the second quarter their persistence started paying off. On-ball
terriers, Lietzy, Chigger and Jack began to have a greater impact, consistently
pushing the ball forward which in unison with the increasing dominance of big
man, Chet Ridenour at Centre Half Forward, the River Rats closed the first half
with a glint of optimism.
The
second half was a tough slog with both teams committing their bodies and
continuing a hard attack on the ball through the wind and the rain that
persisted throughout the third stanza. However, it was Chicago’s overall class
that proved to be the decisive difference between the two teams. Although the
River Rats consistently got their hands to the ball first they continually had
trouble cleanly handling in the conditions and it was the more experienced home
team that were able to capitalize and eventually run out comfortable winners.
Scores :
Chicago United
Ohio Valley River Rats
Final Score
11 | 13 | 79
5 | 6 | 36
Best Players
Goal Kickers:
Jack, Chet, Trick, Jermaine,
Wes
Chet (3), Nathan (1), Bam (1).
May 17, 2008.
Elimington Park, Nashville
Close, but no cigar.
Following last weeks successful scrimmage, the Ohio Valley combine was heading
into its first M.A.A.F.L. contest with guarded optimism. Both the Kings and
Dockers were well represented in the squad and as the players stretched, chatted
and reacquainted themselves with each other the level of apprehension and
nervousness regarding the venture became increasingly palpable. In an attempt to
allay fears the co-Coaches of the newly formed combine brought the players
together and unveiled the inaugural line-up.
The team had a good mix of players from both of US Footy’s original clubs and
although it was a little light on experience, with a number of players making
their debut, there was strength on every line and for the first time in living
memory, there was actually a bench.
The match started off in a blaze of glory with the newly formed unit kicking the
first two majors of the game. The Kangaroos, as expected, fought back and had
started to wrestle control of the game back from the surprisingly cohesive
combine in the final five minutes of the first quarter. There were a few
worrying signs for the two coaches as they addressed their new team but to the
players credit the atmosphere remained positive and encouraging.
The second quarter was also evenly contested for the majority of the 20 minutes
with only a few lapses in concentration from the visitors and a couple of
flashes of brilliance from a few of Nashville’s senior players helping the home
team open a comfortable margin at the main break.
Heading into the third quarter or as the ground announcer suggested on more than
one occasion, the premiership quarter, the combine made a few adjustments to the
line-up in attempt to counter the threat of Nashville’s accomplished full
forward and very effective half-back line. One change that proved to be a game
changer was the introduction of first gamer, ‘The Scorch’. After chasing down a
loose ball in the forward pocket, ‘The Scorch’, stopped and propped in front of
a Nashville defender, was bowled over and duly paid a free-kick for a push in
the back. From the insuring kick, ‘The Scorch’ just pushed wide what would have
been his first ever goal. But the momentum gained from his effort and a goal
against the flow of play on the siren helped shift the impetuous back to the
visitors as they entered the final break.
In
a sew sawing final quarter where momentum was one and lost as quickly as Weave’s
breakfast the pendulum’s last swing favored the home side as the rampaging
combine was stopped short of a famous victory by a couple of steadying goals
from the Kangaroos.
Best Players:
Deano, Chet, Jack, & Sleepy.
Goal Kickers:
Matt 4, Chet 3, & Wee Man Walker 1.
May 10, 2008
What started as two ended as one.
As the result of what seemed minutes of arduous negations, the powers that be at two stalwarts of US Footy decided to pool their collective resources in an attempt to create a mid-American monster or at least a competitive team. For season 2008 the Cincinnati Dockers and the Louisville Kings have decided to enter a combined squad, the Ohio Valley Crud, into the championship division of the MAAFL. This past Saturday was the first step in a journey towards creating a cohesive and competitive unit.
With open minds and the enthusiasm of a brothel full of Bangkok hookers the Louisville Kings took off along the well traveled path up I-71 to the home of their oldest rivals, the Cincinnati Dockers. However this time, the chatter and approach was a little different to the previous 700 trips, as they were embarking on a whole new journey. Rather than squaring off, the Dockers and the Kings would find themselves in the unusual position as team mates rather than competitors.
On arrival at Fortress Docker the Kings were greeted by a better than expected number of Dockers champing at the bit to get season 2008 under way. The surface looked good and it was wonderful to see those familiar four posts framing the ground at both ends. After a brief exchange of pleasantries it was time to get down to business. An exhaustive warm-up ensured and with Kyle and Matt taking the reins the two coaches put their heads together and selected two teams of players drawn from both squads that were mixed and matched in an attempt to create a competitive contest. One team, wearing the Kings strip, was guided by former US Revolution star Kyle ‘I will pick up the ball, eventually’ Strenski while the other, looking dapper in the Dockers’ traditional mauve, was lead by Louisville lunch-box legend Matt ‘Hamstrung’ Seuling. After brief instructions were delivered and positions discussed Kyle and Matt converted quickly from coach to white maggot to get the game underway.
With a number of players trying on new positions for size and a lot of new and unfamiliar faces lining up on both sides a surprisingly high tempo, high skilled affair unfolded in the first stanza. The Dockers kicking into a very slight breeze on a gorgeous Cincinnati day held sway with some clean ball movement and great link up play. The second quarter was quite a turn around with the Kings unit finally starting to click halfway through the period. With some great run being generated through the midfield the Kings were able to close the gap to ten points at the main break.
Both teams entered the premiership quarter looking like they had played together for years. Strong tackling and pressure was the highlight of the third 20 minutes with both teams registering a miserly two goals, two behinds to set up for a grandstand finish. But to the disappointment of the bumper crowd, the Dockers players’ superior fitness was to prove the difference as they ran away with a five goal to two last quarter.
Both players and coaches started the day a little apprehensively, not really knowing how this experiment would turn out. However by the conclusion of four very competitive quarters everyone in attendance was pleasantly surprised by the performance and was subsequently looking forward to the challenge on offer next week down in Nashville.
Best Dockers Matt Phillips, Wheels, Jack, Scott, BenKings Deano, Sleepy, Trick, Derek, Mike
April 16, 2008
The Louisville Kings family would like to take this opportunity to congratulate our President elect Jimi McKinney and club stalwart Jay Kirkman on their very recent nuptials.
At a private service on the picturesque grounds of Frankfort’s Buffalo Trace Distillery the Kings new power couple finally made it legal. Jay, dressed resplendent in a kilt woven from the family tartan and Jimi, a vision in white, became one in a very emotional ceremony before a select group of friends and family in which the Kings were well represented with both the young and the old paying tribute to the happy couple.
Although Jimi and Jay have no immediate honeymoon plans, they are hoping to take a summer sojourn to Paris if the Kings extensive footy schedule allows it.
Congratulations again and we wish you the very best in your future endeavors together.
March 31, 2008
Kentuckiana Australian Football League (K.A.F.L.) 2008 -Proposal
The purpose for the introduction of the KAFL in 2007 was to offer a more affordable and less time intrusive introduction to the game of Australian rules which will hopefully result in a swell of participation. The premise is based on two basic principles that by offering more opportunities to play in our local area individuals will be more likely to become involved.
First, traveling five miles to participate in a foreign sport is more appealing than driving two to five hours; and second, the modified, metro style games are less intimidating than a full-squad, inter-state game. In accepting this premise, we view the strengthening and expansion of our local competition as the key to the well being of the game in the Kentuckiana region. To this end, the following is a basic outline for the 2008 KAFL season.
In keeping with the original vision of our founder Papa John Harrell and his fascination with the original, Melbourne based, Victorian Football League there will be three teams representing three distinct neighborhoods in 2008:
Highland Cats
St. Matthews Saints
New Albany Demons
*Teams will be selected by randomly pulling player names from a hat in a pre-determined order until all players have been placed with a team. If new players arrive after the draw they will be allocated based on need and numbers each team has. The KAFL Player Pool Draw will occur on Wednesday July 9 at a venue to be named at a later date (Zazoo’s or 5 th Street Corner Pub). A captain/manager for each team will be selected after the draw.
*The KAFL season will be broken up into two(2) rounds with each team playing the others once in each round. Points accumulated in Round One will carry over to Round Two.
*At the completion of Round One play each team will nominate a single(1) ‘franchise’ player who, with the captain/manager, will remain with their original team. All other players will be returned to the draft pool. Draft selection order will be determined by the team standings at the end of Round One. The KAFL Player Draft will be held on Saturday August 16 at a venue to be named at a later date (Zazoo’s or 5 th Street Corner Pub)
*There will be no play-off but a first past the post champion, as in soccer or regular season college sport. A win is worth three(3) points, a draw one(1) point and a loss, zero(0) points. There will also be a percentage for each team based on points for/points against.
Round 1
July 12 Cats v Saints
July 19 Saints v Demons
July 26 Cats v Demons
Round 2
August 23 Cats v Saints
August 30 Saints v Demons
September 6 Cats v Demons
The team not playing will provide two(2) boundary and two(2) goal umpires, as well as a number of water carries.
Matches will be played in two(2) 20 minute halves with a five minute half-time break.
March 2nd, 2008
Guys (and Gals) in Australian Rules Football,
Please note the FREE screening time of 7:30 on March 5th below. It appears we may want to arrive early to ensure seating. Feel free to stop by BW3's an hour or so beforehand!
Louisville Kings to kick off Season 2008 in the shadow of Thunder.
The Louisville Kings will be adding a little spice to their pre-season with the introduction of dual training bases for the first phase of the program. The concept is being trialled in attempt to boost the numbers of participants from the Hoosier state as well create a little more heat for the upcoming K.A.F.L.* season.
The club is attempting to be proactive in its embracement of the entire Kentuckiana metropolitan region rather than just maintaining its traditional focus on Louisville. The setting up of a training/playing base on the Indiana side of the Ohio river will hopefully allow new players to ‘get a taste’ without having to commit to ‘crossing state lines’, which has seemed to be a major phobia for individuals living on both sides of the border.
For those unfamiliar with the geography of the area the Ohio river is only about a half mile wide, but it may as well be 100 miles when discussing an individuals willingness to commit to an amateur, unknown recreational activity and as a result we are banking on the fact that Kevin Costner was correct in his prediction that ‘if we build it, they will come’.
The second intention of this initiative is the potential to fuel the flames of the rivalry that exists between the Blue Grass and Hoosier states. With the K.A.F.L.* expanding into southern Indiana for the first time in 2008 the probability for a heated metro season is high and all involved are looking forward to strapping them on and getting it all under way.
Training starts Wednesday April 9, 2008. Time T.B.A.
Indiana – Community Park, New Albany.
Kentucky – Seneca Park, Louisville.
New Players are always welcome. No experience necessary.
*K.A.F.L. – Kentuckiana Australian Football League.
December 8, 2007
What’s in a name?
The Kings celebrate 11 years in style.
In the delightfully smoke free back half of the now infamous, Zazoo’s Bar and Grill, stood the painstakingly recreated eleven year history of the oldest footy club in America. Framed by both the US and Australian flags a set of masterfully constructed pictorial storyboards traced the team’s humble beginnings from the ramshackle Highanders through today’s sparkling incarnation, the LouisvilleKings. This night was not only about celebrating the teams on and off-field escapades for the season just concluded but to also look back and commemorate the storied history of this colorful club. (more...)
2007 USFOOTY NATIONALS RECAP
The National Tournament has ended, but not forgotten. View the above to rehash your time in Louisville, Kentucky!
If you do not have RealPlayer, you can download it for free here.
AFL PROMO BELOW..
Above is a sample of what you are missing...Australian Rules Football aka Footy.
We're always looking for new people to join the club. We have practices every Tuesday night at Seneca Park at 6:00pm. Metro and short sided games occur on Saturdays at 10:00 am. For directions to Seneca Park, see the link to 'Where we practice'.
Just a brief note of thanks for all your efforts over the weekend. I believe the experience will be invaluable to our progression as a club both on and off the field into next year and beyond.
We had previously discussed extending the season beyond the Nationals weekend and I believe we should try and stick to this idea. I propose a complete break for the next week and bit with a possible Metro game on Saturday October 27 at Seneca, to introduce any potential recruits that may have attended this weekends events.
Cheers
Matt
We've finally got Parsleys history page in order with images from 1996-2001, check out the veterans that started the league! -thanks for the info, Dave..
There were a few questions circulating last night after practice and many can be found at the USFooty website, but to save you the look, here are some additional details.
*Registration is 6:00pm to midnight at Best Western Brownsboro Inn Best Western Brownsboro Inn
4805 Brownsboro Road
Louisville KY 40207
(502) 893-2551
*KINGS will meet at registration at 7:00 pm
*KINGS Team meeting to be held at Zazoo's at 9:30pm
--An email will go out to this regard.--
**This registration is seperate from the Registration for the season, this is for the National Tournament ONLY (important info below.)
Players come to the registration desk (there will be signs in the lobby of the Brownsboro directing you to the area) where you go through four steps:
1. A photo ID is shown (drivers licence is fine for this) to a volunteer who then checks to see that we have official ID on file and that your Nationals fee has been paid.(I believe all Nationals fees have been paid, if not, you could expect to pay $50) if you are unsure please contact Will to verify OR you can pay your fees online at the USFoot site.(click here)
2. You will receive coupons - one for a Mojo Pie and one for a Coopers beer, redeemable at Friday night registration, and a coupon for a Mojo's party pie and either a Coopers, a glass or wine or a Makers Mark, redeemable at Saturday night's Happy Hour.
***Also, you will be recieving a
complimentary
32 oz. cup to be used at ZaZoo's Bar & Grill ANYTIME LOUISVILLE KINGS FOOTY is mentioned you can have your cup filled with your favorite beverage for $2.00. 32 oz.@2 bucks, you do the math..***
3. You will be handed your own numbered USFooty Player Card - a first for 2007! Our player cards have been designed by Kevin Brown of freight train creative - kevin@freighttraincreative.com We know you'll be impressed
4. Then you move to our favourite - the tattoo table - where you will have either an Australian or USFlag tattoo put on your arm; that tattoo should last for the weekend. We never have a shortage of volunteers for this job!!
Registration is then complete and you are welcome to join other players in the main hall where we will be showing video of the 2007 Grand Final, and other Aussie Rules games. Snacks will be served until 9pm. This is a great night to renew friendships, meet other players and do some figuring of just how you're going to beat all those other teams.
Additional details on Saturdays agenda AND our Team Song will be unveiled at the team meeting directly after the Registration process.. 9:30 pm Zazoos. Special thanks to Tony Fairhead, Director of the USAFL Advisory Board for drinks and working so diligently on our new song to be unveiled after our victory against St. Louis! Here is an updated view of:
If you do not have Adobe Reader please use the link above.
09/19/2007
The Kings continue to improve.
Cincinnati 09/15/2007
On a picture perfect day in the northern suburbs of Cincinnati an under manned Louisville Kings took on their closets and fiercest rivals, the Cincinnati Dockers in the final inter-city game for both teams before the National tournament in October. With each team blooding new players and experimenting with their line-ups in preparation for the ‘big dance’, the game took on a new complexion, a less intensive and more instructional one. (more....)
09/07/2007
WorldFest 2007
Tucked in the corner of the tent city version of the United Nations that was WorldFest 2007, the Louisville Kings made their way on a crisp and breezy Saturday morning to the ‘International Sports Field’ in ones and twos, passing through row after row of merchants hawking their wares and organizations flogging their causes. On account of the early hour we had the field all to ourselves, though a curious fella with a bag full of cricket bats and an air of anticipation about him took his place in the queue behind us. Although the WorldFest didn’t officially open for another hour, it was still rather busy with the hustle and bustle of folks setting up stalls, preparing food, and awaiting the crowds to follow. (more....)
8/27/2007
The Kangaroos Bound Away Again.
Nashville 08/25/07
The Louisville Kings took a small step along the ever winding road to on-field respect during the latest chapter of their 2007 Magical Mystery Tour which landed in the Music City for the first time in a very long time.
The Kings trip was rocked by the news that key playmaker and talisman, Fred ‘I will pay you, I promise’ Hecht was a late withdrawal from the squad due to unforeseen issues with his ‘ladies’ in Evansville. However this devastation was off set by the equally astounding sequence of events that led to the availability of the clubs fearless leader, Will ‘W for 2008’ Sandman. Will being plagued by a variety of ailments and working 25 hours a day (except when indoor soccer is on) arose from the dead and made the call that turned all the Kings frowns upside down as they jumped in their cars and headed down I-65 in search of the sun (more....)
8/23/2007
Louisville Kings Looking to Expand the Kingdom.
At Indiana University Southeast’s annual freshman orientation event, Freshfusion, a couple of ‘old school’ Kings were hoping that the fact that they looked more like parent than peer would not interfere with their ability to spread the gospel of this great game to a new generation.
Sharing a table with our generous hosts, the IUS Athletic Department, afforded both Chris ‘Pig Dog’ Parsley and Matt ‘Kylie’ Seuling the perfect opportunity to bend the ear of a number of unsuspecting freshmen caught up in the world wind that is the first week of college.
Just a hint of tentativeness and that slight look of confusion, that normally arises at events such as this, was all the veteran Kings needed to pounce and lay out the Aussie Rules spiel. A spiel that has, over time, become almost perfected; to the point where a number of students could no longer be classified either ‘dazed or confused’ in regards to footy. Whether it was the students being overly polite or just plan scared, Chris and Matt were able to hold the attention of a number of promising looking athletes beyond a courteous, ‘hey, how you goin, could you please sign my card’.
Both through this event and the continued promotion and hard work of Jason ‘Rusty’ Holman we will hopefully generate enough interest in the upcoming exhibition game scheduled for September 13, on the IUS Campus in New Albany, to establish a more permanent presence at the University. .
The Louisville Kings would like to take this opportunity to thank the IUS Athletic Department, in particular Pat Mrozowski and Perry Brown, for their help and continued support.
USAFL Returns To Where It All Began.
Like an old married couple looking for a spark, the United States Australian Football League has announced that Louisville, Kentucky will host the jewel in the crown of the 10 year Anniversary celebrations, the 2007 National Tournament.
Louisville’s Cherokee Park was the sight of the first ever game of Aussie Rules played between two locally organized sides back in September, 1996. A team from Cincinnati traveled down I-71 to take on a Louisville team haphazardly gathered by the late, great ‘ Papa’ John Harrell, the spiritual founder of Aussie rules in this country.
Things have certainly changed since John decided to plaster almost every flat surface in Louisville’s east end with flyers looking for players to take on this underexposed and exotic game. In the proceeding 10 years with a lot of hard work and sacrifice from a number of individuals from around the country the USAFL looks set to have its biggest and brightest event ever.
The National Tournament is scheduled for the weekend of October 13-14 at Champions Park just off River Road right here in Louisville, Kentucky. With approximately 28 men’s teams and 6 women’s teams from all points of the United States competing for the right to be named National Champion, the action promises to be fast, furious and extremely entertaining both on and off the field. Please come along and enjoy the spectacle and excitement of the world’s greatest game.
Our flyers are available here in PDF format for community-wide distribution...
Another beautiful day in the midst of a heat wave saw the embattled rank and file of the St Matthew's Saints and Highland Cats make their way towards the ersatz oval to once again join in a contest of strength. wits, and will... or hopefully at least a good two outta three. The pleasantries exchanged and warmup drills completed, the two teams settled in for business. With coach Matt 'Kylie' Seuling resting at home and sucking on Midols, Chris 'Pigdog' Parsley nobly volunteered to stand in as umpire and put the ball into play. Grunts, shouts, and the scuffle of feet announced to all of Seneca Park that these teams indeed had something to play for. For the Saints it was the opportunity for glory unbounded, the chance at a third triumph over their archrivals in as many weeks. For the Cats, they looked to snap a losing skid, not just for honor and dignity but also because rumors were rife that the storied sports traditions of 'losers buy the beer' was being floated once more. With everything to play for and their wallets to lose, a line in the sand had been drawn.
The first quarter was, not surprisingly, tightly contested. The Saints took full advantage of their speed options, with the ball finding its way into the hands of Eric 'Sleepy' Floyd and Jack 'Best in Show' Jacobs for some early goals, while the Cats responded to velocity with brute force, powering goals through at the hands of Bill 'Chief Oshkosh' Ley with a brace and Matt 'The Professor' Adams with one. The Saints, though, were not without muscle of their own, as Casey 'The Commissar' Barwell quickly put them up another pair of goals, but the Cats ended the quarter on a high with Tim 'Bam Bam' Sears storming downfield under pressure to give the Cats the last word in the quarter.
If the first quarter was a roughly even affair, the second was anything but. Chris 'Pigdog' Parsley, trading off officiating duties with Bill 'Chief Oshkosh' Ley, got things started with an equalizer for the Cats. Jay 'Flashdance' Kirkman made his contribution to the Saints with a nimble, diving play to snare a grounded ball that left Cats Parsley and Patrick 'Trick Daddy' Choe looking like statues. But fuelled in equal measure by both rehydrating Gatorade and blessed youth, Eric 'Sleepy' Floyd made the second his own personal highlight reel by putting all four of the Saints' goals on the board. Then like an act of divine mercy, halftime was called and the Cats slinked off the field.
The umpire-go-round continued into the third, with Matt 'The Professor' Adams taking over for Bill 'Chief Oshkosh' Ley, and the Cats showed that turnabout is fair play as Ley and Chris 'Pigdog' Parsley piled on the goals. The Saints were back on their heels, trying time and time again to close to the goal but the stifling Cats defense rebuffed every effort but one. At the end of the third, they had battled back to a draw and once again it was anyone's game.
With three quarters of play having passed in the withering sun, the Cats-Saints clash abandoned all pretense of defense in the fourth. The scoresheet read like a veritable who's who of Metro footy murderer's row: Eric 'Sleepy' Floyd, Casey 'The Commissar' Barwell, and Tim 'Bam Bam' Sears; three counts each. Jack 'Best in Show' Jacobs and Chris 'Pigdog' Parsley; two counts each. And after the heartbreak of watching a string of solid efforts sail just wide, Patrick 'Trick Daddy' Choe notched a beauty splitting the uprights. By the time the goalfest was done and the dust had settled, though, it was another win for the Saints.
The Kentuckiana Australian Football League (K.A.F.L) comprises of two teams, the Highland Cats and the St. Matthews Saints.
Scores :
St. Matthews Saints
Highland Cats
Final Score
20 | 8 | 128
16 | 12 | 108
Best Players and Goal Kickers:
St. Matthews
Highlands
Eric 'Sleepy' Floyd (10)
Casey 'The Commissar' Barwell (6)
Jack 'Best in Show' Jacobs (3)
Jay 'Flashdance' Kirkman (1)
Chris 'Pigdog' Parsley (7)
Tim 'Bam Bam' Sears (4)
Bill 'Chief Oshkosh' Ley (3)
Matt 'The Professor' Adams (1)
Patrick 'Trick Daddy' Choe (1)
Media Release (08/04/07)
The next stanza in the K.A.F.L. premiership race was held this morning at the spiritual home of Kentuckiana Aussie Rules, Seneca Park. Carefully wedged between a masterfully manicured and vacant softball diamond, a horde of eight year old girls chasing after a round ball and a plethora of cross-county whippets completing lap after lap at a break neck pace stood the pride of Kentucky and southern Indiana.
The St. Matthews Saints and the Highland Cats looked to write the next chapter in their storied (five weeks old) history. Both teams are not only fighting for pride and bragging rights but the opportunity to cement their place in the top two and ensure a finals berth come the end of the season. With the Highland Cats looking to bounce back from last round’s disappointing performance and the Saints hoping to continue their dominance, this morning’s encounter was bound to be a barnstormer.
The oppressive conditions did not seem to dampen the enthusiasm of the season’s largest (approximately seven) and most vocal crowd, there was even a little agro that ended in an extended ‘time out’ for one of the culprits. On the ground, however, there was no such ‘how do you do’ with the mid 90s temperature and heavy humidity seemingly draining the players of their sparkle on the walk from their cars to the ground.
The first half was a flat affair, perhaps a hangover from last weeks ESPN instant classic, with both team’s play littered with mistakes and turnovers with only a long range effort from Eric ‘Sleepy’ Floyd drawing a ‘ohhhh’ from the sizeable crowd.
With the lackluster first half behind them, and a couple of gallons of magic potion drawn from a mysterious cooler, the players returned from the long break renewed and invigorated. Add to this the unusual occurrence of a mid-game draft in which the Highland Cats were able to pluck, with the first and only pick, evergreen Chris ‘Pig Dog’ Parsley from the side-lines and the table was set for a blockbusting finish.
The third quarter is not referred to as the premiership quarter for nothing as the Saints utilized their ever improving hand skills to slice through the previously impenetrable Cats defense. Christopher ‘Grain Fed’ Mason, Tim ‘Bam Bam’ Sears and Matt ‘The Bespectacled One’ Adam were just too much for the over worked Bill ‘Bud’ Ley and Casey ‘Chicken Kiev’ Barwell. Often teams will control general play for long periods of a match with no reward; the key here was the Saints ability to convert their dominance into scoreboard pressure which in turn left the result precariously balanced on a knife’s edge as the Saints had forged a comfortable lead heading into three quarter time.
The Cats found themselves three goals down as they entered the final quarter and with all the momentum in the Saints favor they searched for an inspiration. A couple of timely pirouettes and an aggressive overuse of his infamous ‘jazz hands’; the previously unsighted Jay ‘Tony Manero’ Kirkman helped to light a fire under his team mates. Two quick goals from Jack ‘The Alliterator’ Jacobs and the recently acquired Chris ‘Pig Dog’ Parsley helped breath new life into the contest but a timely goal from best on ground Eric ‘Sleepy’ Floyd stemmed the tied and the Saints were able to hold onto memorable a six point victory.
The Kentuckiana Australian Football League (K.A.F.L) comprises of two teams, the Highland Cats and the St. Matthews Saints.
Scores :
St. Matthews Saints
Highland Cats
Final Score
12| 6| 78
10 | 12 | 72
Best Players and Goal Kickers:
St. Matthews
Highlands
Eric ‘Sleepy’ Floyd (6)
Christopher ‘Grain Fed’ Mason (2)
Matt ‘The Bespectacled One’ Adam (2)
Tim ‘Bam Bam’ Sears (2)
Jack ‘The Alliterator’ Jacobs
(4)
Chris ‘Pig Dog’ Parsley (3)
Bill ‘Bud’ Ley (1)
Casey ‘Chicken Kiev’ Barwell 2
Jay ‘Tony Manero’ Kirkman
Media Release (07/28/07)
Round Four of the inaugural K.A.F.L. campaign was held at picturesque Seneca Park in the east end of Louisville. The two combatants, the upstart St. Matthews Saints and the wily Highland Cats are quickly establishing a fierce and hotly contested rivalry, based almost solely on the fact that these are the only two teams in the competition, but this is neither here nor there.
The match was played under perfect conditions, a gentle breeze, a little overcast and a relatively mild temperature for this time of year. However the most striking image for the uninitiated was the sight of the respective cheer squads appropriately decked out in their team colors (well, Jimi, anyway) which help set the scene for a contest that promised plenty and delivered all that and more.
In a hard fought four quarters the young legs of the St. Matthews Saints proved a little too quick for the craft and guile of the Highland Cats. After a very tight first quarter in which the evergreen Chris ‘Pig Dog’ Parsley admirably lead his Cats to a one goal advantage the running power of the Saints lead by Eric ‘Sleepy’ Floyd, Ron ‘The Butt Dart’ Hagger and Casey ‘The Oligarch’ Barwell helped pile on five goals to two in the second stanza which proved to be too tall a mountain for the gallant Cats to climb.
The Cats cause was not aided by the untimely collapse of Jason ‘Rusty’ Holman who had up until that point been a steadying influence deep in defense and had turned away a number of Saints advances. To add insult to injury, Cats big man Jay ‘Dancing Queen’ Kirkman, deep into the third quarter, was also found mysteriously rolling and writhing on the ground like the victim of a gangland reprisal, but to his credit he was able to shake it off and get back into the game but even his valiant return from the grave could not slow the march of the Saints to victory.
Scores :
St. Matthews Saints
Highland Cats
1 st
2 | 3 | 15
3 | 3 | 21
2 nd
7 | 5 | 47
5 | 6 | 36
3 rd
9 | 6 | 60
6 | 8 | 44
Final Score
12| 8| 80
8 | 9 | 57
Best Players :
St. Matthews
Highlands
‘The Butt Dart’ Hagger
Eric ‘Sleepy’ Floyd
Christopher ‘Tardy’ Mason
Casey ‘The Oligarch’ Barwell
Bill ‘Bud’ Ley
Chris ‘Pig Dog’ Parsley
Jack ‘The Decade’ Jacobs
Jason ‘Rusty’ Holman
Tim ‘Bam Bam’ Sears
Jay ‘Dancing Queen’ Kirkman
Goal Kickers:
St. Matthews
Highlands
Eric ‘Sleepy’ Floyd 4
Christopher ‘Tardy’ Mason 3
Casey ‘The Oligarch’ Barwell 3
Ron ‘The Butt Dart’ Hagger 3
Chris ‘Pig Dog’ Parsley 3
Tim ‘Bam Bam’ Sears 3
Jack ‘The Decade’ Jacobs 2
The video below gives a basic introduction of the rules of the game..